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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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crown-laurel asked:

Have you ever noticed that your profile is the color of Pepto-Bismol? Gaud, you’re actually the cure for nausea, heartburn, indigestion, upset stomach, and diarrhea. What do you have to say for yourself?

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses answered:

is this a joke? someone literally photoshopped me onto a pepto bismol bottle

crown-laurel

I have not yet had the pleasure of seeing this monstrosity. My apologies, Your Gaudliness

crown-laurel

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I lied. I finally found it and I must say, I was rather hoping that the entire bottle would be your face.

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how pepto-abysmal

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i cannot believe you just